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Is this website funny?? "Ooooaoaaaah Yeeeessssss!!"

You have to wonder whether this was what they really meant??? The placard reads "Lesbians Against Bush"!!

According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable
undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of
other woman; they say that women are too judgmental, where, of
course, men are just grateful.
     ---Jay Leno

People who think they know everything are very irritating to
those of us who do. - Unknown

Fred got off the elevator on the 14th floor and nervously
knocked on his blind date's door. She opened it and to his
amazement and joy, was as lovely and sweet as his friend
Michael had promised.
"I'll be ready in a few minutes," she said.  "Why don't you
play with Ginger while you're waiting? She does wonderful
tricks. She'll roll over, shake hands, sit up, and if you
make a hoop with your arms, like this, she'll jump through."
The dog followed Fred out onto the balcony and started
rolling over. Fred made a hoop with his arms and sure
enough, Gingerjumped right through -- and over the balcony
railing...
Just then Fred's date walked out.
"Isn't little Ginger the cutest, happiest dog you've ever
seen?"
"To tell the truth," he replied, "she seemed a little
depressed to me."
 
 

It's bad, I know it- just like Michael Jackson!!!

A hydrogen atom walks into a bar. She says to the barman 'I've lost
an electron'. The barman says 'Are you sure?'. The hydrogen atom
says 'Yes. I'm positive'

A man went to the Olympics and saw a young man walking around
carrying a long, slender pole.
"Are you a pole vaulter?" he asked as the young man went by.
"Nein, I'm German. Und how did you know my name ist Valter?"
he asked.