10 LIFE LESSONS - remember them, and laugh at the world which forgets!
The most valuable function performed by governments is entertainment.
You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggets
that you may think she is pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging
from her at that moment!
There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness"
People who share their religious views with you rarely want you to share
yours with them.
At least once per year, scientist get very excitied and announce:
1) The universe is even bigger than they thought!
2) There are even more subatomic particles
than they thought!
3) Whatever they said last year about global
warming was wrong.
The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy
people who aren't in them.
You should not confuse your career with your life.
A person who is nice to you, but rude to the wiater, is not a nice person.
No matter what happens, someone will find a way to take it too seriously.
When troble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual
who percieves a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that
individual is crazy.